Poisoning The Well

The act of "Poisoning the Well" refers to the procedure of choosing the worst possible music to play on the jukebox for several repeats immediately before leaving an establishment, usually The Ho.

How to Poison the Well

 * 1) First, be completely sure that the entire group is ready to leave the establishment.
 * Now, choose an awful song or songs to play. A traditional choice here is Cher's "Believe".
 * 1) Queue up the song(s) on the Jukebox.
 * 2) Leave the establishment.

Potential Pitfalls
There are many ways to fail to properly poison the well, as well as ways it can backfire:
 * The song(s) chosen must be queued such that at least three (3) songs play consecutively. While not required, it is considered good form to pay to make them the highest priority if the jukebox allows it, so that they are not interrupted.
 * The song(s) chosen must actually poison the well. This means that the song selection must be extremely likely to be unwanted by those remaining behind in the establishment (Randys). For example, if you do not like a song that is popular on the radio and choose to play it three times, you are not poisoning the well, as others (especially Randys) may and probably do enjoy it.
 * Your entire group must be ready to leave the establishment. If you do not leave immediately, you have poisoned your own group, and are a dick.
 * You should also be aware of your surroundings, as those about to be poisoned may grow wise, and may not take kindly to your shenanigans. This is yet another reason why leaving immediately is reccomended.